The 6 Wives of Henry VIII

Henry VIII was the 2nd king of the Tudor period, started by his father in 1485. He is known for many things, his wars, his gluttony, and his tyrannical rule, but he is most well known for the sheer multitude of wives he had throughout his reign. Here is the story of Henry’s Famous 6 Wives.

Catherine of Aragon (married 1509-1533)

A painting of Catherine of Aragon

Catherine was the widow of his dead brother, Arthur, who was originally intended to be the King instead of Henry. Henry VII had arranged for Arthur and Catherine to marry since Arthur was 3, in order to form an alliance with Spain. By the time Arthur died, Henry was 11 and Catherine was 17. The Bible says that marrying your brother’s widow is not allowed:

If a man marries his brother’s wife, it is an act of impurity; he has dishonoured his brother. They will be childless.

Leviticus 20:21

Therefore, Henry VII had to strike a deal with the Pope, in order for the marriage to go ahead. Henry VIII became king and was married to Catherine of Aragon in 1509, at the age of 18. Historians have described their marriage as “unusually good”. However things took a turn for the worse.

The Pope had gone to war with France and needed some assistance. Wanting to go down as one of the great kings who conquered France, Henry attacked. Meanwhile, Catherine was pregnant and lead a great victory against the Scottish. Unfortunately, the wars lost funding and once he returned home, he found out Catherine had given birth to a girl, Mary. This was the 5th pregnancy for her, the other 4 having all died in infancy or come out stillborn, and it was a girl. Henry needed a male heir. In addition, he and the King of Spain, Charles V, had made a deal to invade France together and Henry would take the throne, with Charles being arranged to marry Mary, despite the two of them being cousins and he was 22.

After 2 English invasions without Spanish support, Henry decided to not go on a third invasion. However, this time, the Spanish managed to capture the French King at Pavia. When Henry asked about their deal that he would get the throne, Charles turned his back on the deal, did not hand over the throne and backed out of the marriage.

Henry considered his wife to only have two purposes, keeping an alliance with Spain and giving him a male heir, both of which she could not do. It was around this time that Henry began to put on weight and his eyes drifted to one of Catherine’s ladies in waiting, Anne Boleyn.

Anne Boleyn (married 1533-1536)

A painting of Anne Boleyn

Boleyn was a stunning, smart and cultured young woman, just the ticket Henry was after. Whilst Henry had many mistresses, including Anne’s sister, Anne did not want to be just a mistress to Henry and wanted to be Queen. He’d send love letters to her, but she’d keep him at a distance, meaning he’d always want more.

He turned to Cardinal Wolsey, one of the King’s top advisors, requesting that he wanted a divorce from Catherine and wanted it done quietly. However, Wolsey went to Pope Clement VII instead of just doing it himself. And since Charles was heir to the Holy Roman Empire so had a close diplomatic relationship with Clement, everyone in Europe soon found out. However, the divorce trial went ahead. The outcome Henry wanted was predicated on the Bible verse mentioned above, especially the childless part, citing the fact he did not have a male heir as proof, arguing that the old Pope had made an error in allowing him to marry his brother’s widow and that divorce was the only solution. However, an anonymous source sent the love letters that Anne had received to Clement, leading him to believe that the reason he wanted a divorce was so he could get with Anne. Clement eventually sent a cardinal over to oversee the trial, who would consistently deny any request that Henry made, citing his gout as reasons he could not go through with it. Anne began to suspect that Clement was just delaying the inevitable, and after 2 long years of trial, he denied Henry’s divorce.

Furious at this betrayal, considering all the physical defences against France and the ideological ones against Martin Luthers Protestantism, he dismissed Wolsey and sentenced him to death, who died a year later from an illness, and began making efforts to remove Papal Influence from English life. He, along with a group of scholars and theologians, claimed that the Pope was taking over the English Church by his rule. Many supported him, and those that didn’t were executed. Henry declared himself Supreme Head of the English Church, and one of his first acts was to divorce his wife and marry Anne Boleyn.

Due to his current wife’s Protestant beliefs, they began taking all the valuable assets and money from Catholic churches, on the grounds of fraud, by selling fake fragments of the cross and selling vials of “Jesus’ blood” which they allegedly got from ducks. Whether these accusations were true or not is still up to debate. Catholics who were unhappy about the dissolving of the monasteries were executed.

A drawing of the assets and money being seized from the monasteries

He funnelled the money into hobbies, like partying, banquets (in which they’d eat 5000 calories a day), playing music and jousting. On one such jousting occasion, Henry got into a horrible accident at Greenwich Palace. He was thrown fully armoured from his horse, also fully armoured, and the horse then fell on top of him. He was unconscious for two hours. Historians believe that this incident accelerated his fall into tyranny. Anywhere between 57,000 to 72,000 people were executed during his reign, the most famous of which was his one wife, Anne Boleyn.

Just like Catherine, Anne had been pregnant 4 times, having been able to bare only one daughter, Elizabeth. Rumours also circulated that Anne had been going around, insulting his manhood. Henry called upon his new advisor, Thomas Cromwell, to deal with Anne. Cromwell, not wanting to end up like Wolsey, he found a musician, who had been openly flirtatious with Anne, and forced a confession that Anne was committing adultery with him. Anne ended up being charged, as well as incest, conspiracy to kill the King and perversion. The jury found her guilty, a jury that included her uncle and ex-fiancee, and she was sentenced to death, being executed on May 19th 1536.

Jane Seymour (married 1536-1537)

A painting of Jane Seymour

The next day, Henry married one of Anne’s ladies in waiting, Jane Seymour. She was soon pregnant and, the devout Catholic she was, requested that he reestablish the monasteries. Henry bluntly told her to remember what happened to Anne, as he was tired of his previous wife meddling with his business. By October 1537, Seymour had given birth to Edward, Henry’s first and only male heir. Unfortunately, Jane died only 12 days later due to complications with the birth. Henry mourned her loss for 2 whole years. Cromwell had eventually lined up for Henry to marry Anne of Cleves.

Anne of Cleves (married January to July of 1540)

A painting of Anne of Cleves

Anne was the sister of a German Duke, but Henry went off appearances alone, despite having gained a lot of weight and not being able to exercise it off due to a leg injury he obtained in the accident and Greenwich Palace. The painting shown above is the one he was shown by Cromwell, who assured him that she was beautiful. However, upon arriving in England, she did not meet Henry’s standards saying that she resembled a Flanders Mare, a breed of horse. He in fact found his wife so incredibly unattractive that he had Cromwell executed for recommending her to him, and he never wanted to consummate the marriage. Mind you, by this time, Henry weighed around 300lb or 136kg and was oozing puss from his leg due to the accident. Only 6 months later he divorced her.

Catherine Howard (married 1540-1541)

A painting of Catherine Howard

Whilst Cromwell was being executed, Henry married Catherine Howard at the age of 49, whilst she was only 17. Naturally, being married to an almost 50-year-old obese man who leaked puss was not the most desirable choice for a young attractive woman so she allegedly began having extra-marital affairs. She was swiftly executed in 1541 for her “treasonous” behaviour

Catherine Parr (married 1543-1547)

A painting of Catherine Parr

Henry eventually married Catherine Parr, his sixth and final wife. She apparently cared for Henry very well, helped convince him to restore his two daughters to the line of succession, after Edward, and was somewhat of a family mediator. They disagreed on their theology a lot but other than that small hiccup the marriage was somewhat successful, until Henry’s gluttony finally caught up to him in 1547 and he passed away at the age of 55. Parr passed away only 1 year later at 36, due to issues with the birth of her only daughter, Mary Seymour.

The War of the Bucket

Over many many years, the Pope had been used as a puppet by European countries to gain leverage and power in politics. After the collapse of the Roman Empire, Charlemagne requested of the Pope to be nominated Holy Roman Emperor. This formed a circular power struggle, wherein the Pope had power over the Holy Roman Emperor but the Holy Roman Emperor had power over the Pope. This created multiple feuds spanning over centuries in Europe, especially in Northern Italy.

Northern Italian City states began becoming independent, picking an either pro-Emperor (Ghibelline) or pro-Pope (Guelph) side. Many states switched between the two. One famous conflict was between the Ghibelline Mondena and the Guelph Bologna. The two cities had been feuding for years and this conflict between the Pope and the Emperor was the final push.

The first thing that needs to be established is that Bologna had a well. A traditional well with a bucket. By this time, this system of collecting water had become antiquated, but by lord did Bologna love this bucket.

In 1249, a large battle ensued, ending in a Bolognese victory, to which they catapulted a live donkey into Modena

Yes, someone actually drew this image of a live donkey, prepped on the catapult. He looks so shocked and bemused. I don’t think he knew what was about to happen

Ever since the battle, the two cities would take groups into each other’s territory and wreak havoc on the other side. On one such trip in 1325, perpetrated by the Bolognese, the Modenese had enough

In the South West of their territory, the Bolognese had two forts guarding their area, Monteveglio and Zappolino. The Modenese lay seige upon and eventually captured Monteveglio

Around this time, a myth circulated that Bologna’s bucket had been stolen by Modena and this was the real reason for the war, whilst actually the bucket was most likely never stolen and the reason for the war was probably just their fort being taken.

Bologna split their forces. One half was to take back Monteveglio and the other half was stationed at various points along the river dividing the two territories. Modena managed to bait the Bolognese forces into going North before crossing the river at the south. Whilst the Bolognese expected them to break the siege at Monteveglio, they instead took Zappolino. Not being able to afford the loss of both of their forts, Bologna moved all their forces to defend Zappolino.

The forces encountered one another outside Zappolino and after a fight at sunset, the Modenese won, and chased the Bolognese back to Bologna. Upon arrival, they did not lay siege. Instead they set up camp and partied for the next three days, before stealing Bologna’s bucket and leaving.

A peace treaty was agreed upon, wherein Bologna would pay war reparations to Modena if Modena agreed to give back all stolen territory. Modena kept the bucket. It sits on display in Modena City Hall to this day.

Bologna’s bucket on display in Modena City Hall

The Battle of Hastings

Finally, the wind had changed direction and William could finally set course for England. Harold, being all the way up in York, had to go all the way back down. He set up camp in London, hoping for William to come to him, but William burned down villages, forcing Harold’s hand.

Harold’s forces placed themselves a top a hill in Hastings, with the Norman troops at the base of the hill. After a long stand off, The Norman Infantry charged up the hill. Then William brought the infantry back down and sent the cavalry up instead, this repeated for a few hours until something changed.

Some suspect that soldiers believed William had been killed. Others say it was a tactical decision. Others say that the Normans were just tired. Whatever the case may be, the Norman soldiers fled down the hill. The Saxons followed, allowing the Normans to encircle them and decimate them. Harold Godwinson was killed during this, the leading theory being that he was shot in the eye.

A tapestry depicting Harold’s (alleged) fatal wound

William was crowned King of England on Christmas Day, 1066. When the crowd cheered outside Westminster Abbey, William believed it to be a riot and burned down the village. After a long campaign of suppressing rebellions and burning down more villages, William was accepted as the official King of England.

The Battle of Stamford Bridge

After a breakneck 4 day long trek from the south of England to the North, Harold Godwinson and his army encounter Harald Hadrada and his men at Stamford Bridge, who were unprepared for battle. Despite such a disorganised army, legend has it that one berserker Viking held off the Saxon troops on the bridge until the Saxons came from underneath the bridge and stabbed him in the crotch. This defence gave the Vikings enough time to get prepared and form a shield wall. However, a lot of these Vikings were so unprepared that they didn’t even wear helmets or armour. They were defeated quickly and Harald was killed in the battle, bringing the Viking Era of Britain to a swift conclusion.

The Battle of Fulford

Winds were coming down from the north, keeping William in France. Harold waited on the English coast. Eventually, he began running out of supplies for his troops and disbanded his army. But these winds took Harald, assisted by Tostig Godwinson (Brother of Harold Godwinson), down to the Shetlands, Orkneys and, finally, North England. The vikings set up camp and pillaged York for food, water and supplies.

Two earls, Morcar of Northumbria and Edwin of Mercia, went north to meet Harald, at Fulford. The battle was in a marshy stream. The armies stood on either side, staring the enemy down. The stream cleared and the armies charged. Sword and spears impaled the enemy. The Vikings and Saxons(English) reported that Morcar was a brave leader fending off every viking in his way, and soon did Harald. Harald was in the reserve. He ordered the reserve to come from behind and attack the Saxons. He killed everyone in his path. When Harold received the information, he traveled from London to York, gathering his army on the way.

Claimants to the English Crown

In 1066, Edward the Confessor died. Either due to religious reasons or an unhappy marriage, the man never had any children. 4 people were up for the title of King of England.

Edgar the Aethling was the Great nephew of Edward. Despite being the closest related to Edward, he was 15 years old, and not deemed fit to run the country

Harald Hadrada was the Viking King of Norway. He was well known as a sword for hire, fighting anyone and everyone you can think of, becoming incredibly wealthy because of his wars, becoming King upon his return home. The Viking King of England and Norway struck up a deal, wherein when the King of England died, the King of Norway would take the throne. Once the news reached Harald, he believed that he could invade England and become King

Harold Godwinson was the Earl of Wessex. His father, Godwin, had captured Edward’s brother, Alfred, and given him to King Harold Harefoot, who blinded him by stabbing a red hot poker in his eyes before Edward escaped to Normandy. In order to reunite the country, Edward had attempted to make peace with Godwin by marrying his daughter, Harold’s sister. Harold was the king’s close advisor, a war hero and has been interpreted as somewhat of a co-king, due to the amount of power he had.

William of Normandy was Duke of Normandy. Edward’s mother was a Norman so grew up in Normandy for much of his life. William was born out of wedlock to Duke Robert and his extra-marital affair. When William was around 7 or 8, his father died, making him the Duke. Much of his childhood was riddled with attempted assassinations. Edward and William were on very friendly terms, with Edward saying that William would become king when he died. Even Harold had pledged an oath over holy relics that William would become the next king.

Harold was at Edward’s side upon his passing. He then made a public announcement that Edward said he would be the new King of England. Harold’s word was taken for granted and he was crowned king on the 5th January 1066, but that didn’t mean he would stay king. In 1066 there were 3 battles which would change England forever.

The Assassination of Julius Caesar

In 509BC, the son of the king of Rome raped a noblewoman who then committed suicide. In response, Lucius Junius Brutus staged a coup and overthrew the king, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus. Brutus swore that “no man [should] rule Rome”, establishing the Roman Republic. Brutus became one of Rome’s First Consuls, a position in the Roman Republic where 2 people would share power to keep the other in check with advise from the Senate compromised of 900 Senators, before dying later that year.

A painting of Brutus swearing the oath that no one man should rule Rome, next to the body of the raped noblewoman

It is now 44BC, and a descendant of Lucius, Marcus Junius Brutus, is facing a similar conundrum, about one of his closest friends, Julius Caesar.

Caesar had been a famous general and had many triumphs on the battlefield. He became the richest man in Rome and defeated his rival, Pompey, in a civil war. Caesar had become consul, a position in which he made many popular decisions such as distributing land to the poor, meant that the people of Rome loved him. Senators were also attempting to curry favour with Caesar with numerous accolades, building statues, dedicating temples in his honour and even renaming the month of Quintilis to Julius, a name that eventually transformed into July today.

A painting of Caesar

Many times, Caesar had been granted the role of dictator, someone who held individual power during times of crisis or war. By 44 BC, he had been granted the role of Dictator Perpetuo, meaning that he could remain the sole leader of Rome forever. Many Senators feared a return to the monarchy that they had sworn to never bring back.

A small group of these Senators, calling themselves the Liberators, were plotting an assassination attempt against Caesar. They believed that Caesar was planning on crowning himself King, despite the oath that Lucius Brutus made to Rome. The thought the only way to stop this from happening was by killing Caesar. They had 3 main leaders. One of the most important leaders was Gaius Cassius Longinus.

A marble bust of Cassius

Cassius was a very accomplished general in the war against the Parthians, and was experienced in naval combat during the civil war with Pompey. Caesar had given him a formal pardon, sending him on a campaign in Egypt. The campaign came up fruitless, and Cassius was ordered to kill any remaining Pompey sympathisers. Julius ordered him to return to Rome and rumours began to circulate that he was planning on putting Cassius in an administrative job in Syria.

Another leader was Decimus Junius Brutus Albinus. Decimus was a diehard Caesarean, having spent 5 years serving under Caesar in Gaul, modern day France. He fought along side Mark Antony and Caesar in the Battle of Alesia. He crushed an uprising during the civil war. He was set to be the governor of Cisalpine Gaul

A coin depicting Decimus

The third and final lead conspirator was Brutus. Brutus’ choice to join the resistance was not an easy one. After all, Caesar had treated him like a son. In the civil war, he had been on the side of Pompey. Once he lost, he surrendered to Caesar, who saw his talent and appointed him to Cisalpine Gaul, promising him that he could be consul very soon. Brutus’ mother was also in a romantic relationship with Caesar for many years, so had known Caesar for most of his adult life. Caesar was willing to help out his mistress’ son whenever he could. But Cassius’ silver tongue and Brutus’ own fear of what Caesar could do convinced him.

A marble bust of Brutus

The conspiracy eventually expanded, to 60 senators, which is 7% of the entire Senate, who all believed that Caesar’s authoritarian behaviour was undermining the Senate’s power. They believed that Mark Antony needed to be brought onboard, due to his power as consul. Knowing Caesars popularity, they believed that Antony could call off Caesar’s legions if he was on their side. However, one conspirator, Gaius Trebonius, was a close ally with Antony and had offered him to join a previous conspiracy and Antony had flat out refused. Once Trebonius had revealed Antony’s rejection to the group, the old conspirators, they panicked and disbanded. He concluded there was no purpose in asking him if they already knew the answer. They then proposed Cicero. However, due to him being a strong Caesarean and possibly due to him being 20 years older than most of the other conspirators, they eventually abandoned bringing anyone else in and the plot would go ahead with this team.

As the plotting began, multiple ideas were thrown around. They all agreed that thew assassination needed to be public in order to make a statement. Some suggested assassinating him while he was overseeing that years elections, others suggested killing him on the way there by throwing him over a bridge and stabbing him in the water, others wanted to use the gladiators and have him killed in the Colosseum. Ultimately, many of these plans were considered very risky, and any idea of these plans going ahead were stopped by Caesar suddenly announcing he was leaving Rome on March 18th, to begin a long eastern military campaign. Having thought they had months to plan, they now only had weeks, so all plans were thrown out the window.

While they were plotting the final plan, Cassius suggested the murder of Antony and Marcus Aemilius Lepidus, believing that they may kill the conspirators. Brutus protested saying that they were not there to overthrow the government, and just remove the tyrant. This split the conspiracy into 2 factions, Cassius’ and Brutus’. Eventually they came to a conclusion when Brutus argued that if they ended up killing Caesareans, they would eventually end up repealing Caesar’s highly popular reforms, meaning the Roman people would turn on them. This convinced Cassius that they would go after Caesar and Caesar alone.

Meanwhile, Caesar had been getting concerned. A priest by the name of Spurinna told Caesar to “Beware the Ides of March”, meaning the midpoint of the month March. In this case it was the 15th, the day of the last Senate meeting before Caesar went off on his military campaign. Before the assassination, he had spoken to Cassius. Once Cassius had left, Caesar was worried about Cassius, noting that he looked unwell.

On the 14th, Lepidus invited Caesar and Decimus to his home for dinner and drinks. They sat, drank and chatted, mainly about logistics for the upcoming war against the Parthians and Dacians, that Caesar wuld be departing for soon, with Decimus to follow the next year. Eventually, the conversation turned philosophical before someone asked “What’s the best way to die?” Lepidus and Decimus talked to each other about this for minutes, whilst the unusually quiet Caesar simply observed. When directly asked the same question, Caesar said “Suddenly and unexpected.” Decimus, knowing the plot he was a leading conspirator on, quickly managed to change the subject.

On the morning March 15th 44BC, Caesar was awoken to the sounds of his yelling and screaming wife, Calpurnia. She had told Caesar of a very vivid dream of the roof on their home collapsing, her hands covered in blood and Caesar dead in her arms. Knowing his wife was non-religious and not the prophetic type, he did not think too much of it. But the two could not get back to sleep, so ended up spending hours of the early morning talking. Caesar then complained of being unwell, possibly to do with the drinking the night before and the lack of sleep. Despite this, he had to attend a religious ceremony. At this ceremony, he spotted Spurinna, jokingly crying out “The Ides of March have come!” Spurinna responded coldly “But they have not yet gone”.

After the ceremony, Caesar returned home. Still feeling unwell, he told Antony to cancel the Senate meeting for that day. Decimus, quickly realising that the scheme may unravel, ran over to Caesar’s house, asking why he’d cancelled. Caesar told him why and Decimus responded saying that this meeting was very important. Lying to Caesar’s face, he told him that they were considering reinstating the title of King, wanting Caesar to fill the office. He said that staying home because of his wife’s dreams would be an insult to the Senate, which would mean the bill to make him King would never go ahead. Caesar was eventually dragged out of the house and was walked to the Theatre of Pompey, where the Senate meeting would be held as the main house was under refurbishment.

At the theatre, many Senators were standing around outside, as the meeting was very late. However, Cassius was inside, staring at a large statue of Pompey. Many historians wonder what he was pondering whilst staring at the statue to this day.

The statue of Pompey in the theatre

Eventually Caesar arrived. Only 200 or 300 out of the 900 senators actually showed up to this senate meeting. That meant that anywhere between 20%-30% of the senators in that room were members of the conspiracy. A signal was given, and a large group of senators rose to their feet. They fanned out and formed a perimeter around Caesar. One of the senator’s reached out, yanking on Caesar’s robe, exposing his bare shoulder. As this happened, a conspirator named Casca, drew out a large dagger, pushing down hard into Caesar’s shoulder. The knife missed but grazed Caesar’s shoulder, drawing blood. Caesar then grappled with Casca, before eventually being broken free and encountering Cassius, who slashed him across his face.

Once the stabbing began, Caesar resisted the attacks, pushing conspirators back. Until one came forward for an attack. This was Brutus. Caesar stopped struggling. In the adaptation of Caesar’s life by William Shakespeare, he wrote that Caesar said “Et tu Brute?”, in English meaning “And you, Brutus?” Many Roman scholars, despite this, cannot exactly determine his last words. Some suggest he said something along the lines of “And you too, child?” meaning in the metaphorical sense that Brutus was like a son to him, or that Brutus was the alleged illegitimate child of Caesar. No matter what his last words were, it is true that once he saw Brutus, he covered his face with his toga and gave up.

A painting of the assassination. Julius is depicted on one knee in the orange and red toga

Caesar was stabbed 23 times. The first 5 were all substantial attacks, the shoulder graze from Casca, the face slash from Cassius, a stab to the ribs from Casca’s brother, Titedius, a thigh wound from Decimus and a groin stabbing from Brutus. All other 18 wounds occurred while Caesar lay motionless on the floor, with some historians claiming that these were all superficial, as the stab wound to the ribs had already killed Caesar and he was simply bleeding out.

Unfortunately, the conspiracy’s efforts were for nothing, as, due to Caesar’s popularity, the Roman People were outraged at the assassination. They believed that Caesar was a competent, powerful leader and believed the senate to be corrupt. Once news got out, chaos erupted in Rome. Many senators left the city, whilst the conspirators barricaded themselves on the Capitoline Hill. A few days later, Mark Antony delivered a passionate speech at his funeral. The crowd, fuelled with anger and grief, forced the conspirators out of Rome. Many Civil wars erupted due to the power vacuum left by Caesar. Brutus, facing certain defeat in these wars, committed suicide in 42BC. Eventually, the republic was dissolved in 27BC and Rome was ruled by an Emperor.

Brutus’ legacy is judged very differently amongst scholars. Some view him as a hero fighting against a dictatorship, others view him as a coward and traitor to his father figure. In the poem Dante’s Inferno, Brutus was written to be in the 9th circle of Hell, cursed to a fate of being chewed by Satan for all of eternity. But no matter what you think of the man, Brutus’ struggle, between what he believed was better for his country and his people or loyalty to his best friend and the man who practically raised him, is something that will always be relevant.

The Battle of Thermopylae

By 480BC, the Persian Empire was the largest on Earth. Persia, modern day Iran, was a shockingly progressive society for the time. Instead of being great conquerors, they were often seen as great liberators. The founder of the empire, Cyrus, famously freed the Jews from the city of Babylon, a city in modern day Iraq. There were no slaves and all labourers were paid a fair wage given their skill and contribution to a structure.

A map of the Persian Empire

19 years earlier, pro-democracy uprisings in Ionia were backed by Athens, another democratic state. In response, King Darius invaded Greece but was shockingly defeated at the famous Battle of Marathon by the much smaller Athenian Army.

A painting of the Battle of Marathon

Swearing revenge, the task of invading Greece was passed down from Darius to his son Xerxes, who soon began marching on Greece, with the largest army at the time of over 360,000 men

Leading the Greek defence was King Leonidas of the Greek City State of Sparta. Sparta is one of the most extreme societies in human history, being a eugenics based warrior state. When children were born, elders would inspect if the child was fit to fight. If not they were thrown off a mountain to die. Boys went off to school to be drilled into becoming soldiers. Men always became soldiers and lived in barracks 24/7; academics often lived in Athens rather than Sparta and all manual labour was done by the slaves called Helots. However, despite their brutal upbringing Sparta had one of if not the greatest infantry armies in the ancient world. Athenian leaders decided to stage a battle at Thermopylae to fend off the Persian Army whilst they prevented naval landings. 7,000 men opposed Xerxes massive army, lead by the famous 300 Spartans.

A map of the area

When the two sides met at the narrow strip of land, one side being a cliff and the other half being an ocean, the Persians immediately fired their arrows, making zero progress against the advanced armour of the Greeks. Eventually, Xerxes ordered his men to melee attack. Due to the hot weather, they were only able to fight in minute long bursts before tiring out. The weak Persian shields stood no chance against the longer Spartan Spears and the type of combat the Persians were used to in their conquest of the vast and open Middle East could not be applied in the narrow passage of Thermopylae.

However, their weak number soon dawned on the Greeks who turned and began to flee. Believing a victory, the Persians charged at the Spartans, breaking formation, before the Greeks turned around massacring the unorganised Persians. Some of Persia’s finest lie dead in the passage. However, a whisper came to Xerxes of another way to attack the Greeks.

An unorganised group of soldiers watched a narrow passage in the mountain. Without a Spartan officer, they had broken ranks after 2 days of nothing. Eventually, they are attacked by the elite Persian Royal Guard and run to the rest of the men. The Greeks are now trapped, the ocean to the north, the cliff face to the south, the large Persian Infantry to the West and the Persian Royal Guard to the East. Leonidas makes a very brave decision. He decides to let the rest of his men leave before the Eastern Guard can form up, whilst keeping behind the 300 Spartans to fend off the Persians, allowing them to escape.

In a last stand of gallantry, the 300 Spartans charge head on at the Persians. They fought until their spears broke and they fought with swords until they were blunt, fighting with bear hands and teeth. However, all of them were eventually wiped out including Leonidas, and Xerxes marched on. This last stand allowed the Athenians to deliver a strong naval victory and, fearing that the crossing into Greece may soon be attacked by Athenian Naval Forces, Xerxes returned home, whereupon his forces were defeated at Plataea by the Spartans.

Herodotus wrote about the battle as well as the rest of the war, in one of the first true history books that was not simply the art of myth making but actual fact. His rousing story birthed the Greek identity, portraying the Greeks as a civilised people and the Persians as evil enslaving monsters. The impact of Thermopylae impacted many wars and civilisation for centuries afterwards.